It’s gotten significantly cooler.
Wait. Did you adjust the thermostat? Because now it’s hotter than a summer day in Hell.
Oh wait, apparently Hell has frozen over because it’s cold again.
Hot and cold. Hot and cold. I’m having hot flashes and I’m not going through premature menopause.
As always, my main ailment are boys. All boys have a tendency to do this. They will be into you one second and then BAM! they are as out of tune with you as Miley Cyrus is autotuned.
So why do they do this? If I could answer this question I would probably win some sort of Nobel Peace Prize or something. My main theory is that the moon needs to be in line with Jupiter and Uranus for him to consistently be interested. Another theory I’ve been working on is that maybe, if he doesn’t seem totally into you, that he probably isn’t totally into you.
I just watched “He’s Just Not That Into You…” so there is a 90.45% chance that my reasoning has be muddled with all that bullshit “exception theory” but they could be on to something despite how pathetic the girls in that movie are. He will totally be into you (none of that hot and cold nonsense) when he is actually interested in you.
Because this hot and cold nonsense has us reeling 24/7. When it’s hot we think that maybe he is into us. And when it’s cold, well, we just want to believe that he’s still interested, just busy.
So, not only do we have to deal with his mind games, we have to deal with our own. After cramps, over-analyzing things is another reason why it sucks to be a woman.
The only thing I can think of telling anyone in this situation to do, that may help, is do what I’ve done while writing this post. Pour yourself some wine from a box and listen to Katy Perry’s song “Hot N’ Cold.”
|It’s all fun and games until he grows up
to eat your boyfriend.