Rafiki told a young-adult Simba: “The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”
Now, as all 90’s babies can attest, I learned all substantial knowledge from Disney movies, the Lion King in particular. So, I took that with a grain of salt. And, though there were other scenes that said you should learn to leave your past behind or whatever, I’ve found that going through my past and learning from my past mistakes has made me stronger (as long as I don’t dwell back there too long).
And in the next few weeks I’ll investigate my past relationships in a series of posts. You’ve only been with me for three years, Internet, you have about 20 years of catching up to do. I think this will be a mental and emotional cleanse. And once it’s out of me, I think that I’ll be more at peace with myself and my relationship status (i.e single). Maybe I’ll also be more open when a new relationship shows itself.
So this post is simply an introduction to Tommy, Chuckie, Phi, and Spike (all names changed – mainly for me because then I get to use the Rugrats characters in a post- to protect the person’s privacy). You all know about my latest exploits with Josh so I feel it’s only fair that I air all of my dirty lingerie for the world to see.
Enjoy, Kiddies, it’s about to be story time.