The other night, my sister posted on my wall to tell me her pretty ingenious idea for my next blog post:
She’s so smaht. And, like she said, there are some funny things out there when you only search for the person you are supposedly least compatible with on OkCupid.
I thought I had seen the worst when I was going through my highest match percentage candidates but the worst of the worst (WOW) was far…worse.
The men I came across varied drastically. Some were too far right, some too far left. Others didn’t have respect for the ladies while some had known too many ladies. There were the gangsta wannabes, the unhip hipsters, the mama’s boy and the asshole.
There are many assholes, they are the greatest populous of boy out there and instead of recapping the entire experience I’ve decided to show you all exactly why I’ll never message men like this:
It’s amazing how I start to pity this guy instead of loathe him with all of those misspelled words.
But, oddly enough, that whole “opposites attract” theory might be a little true.
The last guy I came across had an enemy percentage of 83% and a match percentage of 23% – which is making me question how they figure out the percentages for this site because this guy and I are totally compatible. Not only does he reference my all time favorite movie, Good Will Hunting, but he also put the lyrics for A Whole New World into his profile. Read this little tidbit I stole from his profile and see if you don’t agree with me:
This boy slays me. Even if I we never dated I could be happy knowing he exists. I honestly don’t know why we have such a high enemy percentage – Boy Meets World, Good Will Hunting, and Aladdin? All in one profile? Best. Profile. Ever.